.model small
.code

  fake dw 500 dup (4)

start:
	push cs
	pop ds
	mov ah, 09h
	mov dx, offset msg
	int 21h

	mov ah, 4ch
	int 21h
msg db 'Fuuckkk   UUuuuuuuuuuu',0dh,0ah,'Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!$'
end start